Monday, December 13, 2010

cookie decorating 2010

The Keeley's came over to help us decorate cookies. Alex likes to put A LOT of sprinkles on her cookies.
She has decorated cookies two nights in a row, and both mornings after, she has woken up and said, "Alex's tummy hurt."
Not surprising.

Griswolds


Getting ready for Christmas!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Pneu fun

What's up with Alex?
Pneumonia, that's what. It's pneu fun for anyone.
The chicken's immune system was able to fight it with some uber-strong antibiotics and several baths.
She had a rough week, but has finally turned the corner.
Now it's time to decorate for Christmas!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Hoho, Alex wants her present

Santa was ALSO at the firehouse this year!! When he came down the stairs, Alex said,
"Ho-Ho (that's what she calls Santa), Alex wants her present."
Alex was scared of him, but she graciously accepted the gift.

A little piece of Wyatt

Alex's friend Wyatt drooled in her Hello Kitty Music Box. He really loved it.

curly goodness

Alex, much like her Mama, does not like to make 2 trips when carrying items from one place to another.

Santa, K-man, Mommy and the chicken

BFF took the kiddos to the upscale Cherry Creek Mall to visit Santa. Apparently Santa falls asleep between kids. We think that's how he maintains his slow metabolism in the winter.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Thanksgiving 2010

Thanksgiving was fantastic. We went for a hike, BFF prepared an amazing feast and we watched movies.
Our little chicken hasn't been feeling so well for the past week though. She's had a fever and a cough. I took her to the Doctor today, and it turns out that the chicken has Strep throat (again) and Bronchitis. Double whammy.
This winter blows. We haven't even seen an inch of snow here in Denver, and we've all been swapping germs like crazy.
Anyway, keep Alex in your thoughts because she wants to get back to Gymnastics and Music class real soon.

Mama and hiker girl

Our little hiker wanted to be carried down so that she could eat her snack, and I can't say that I blame her. Given the option, I would also like to be held when eating a snack.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Fives a monkey jumpin on bed

Alex come wis you

Funny story.
I went for a run yesterday while the neighbor played with Alex. I returned after an hour to find Alex happily playing with Iris. She comes running into my arms and says...

Alex: Mama, I'm cryin!.
ME: Why are you crying?
ALEX: Mama go for run, and Alex want come wis you.
ME: You would like to come running with me?
ALEX: Yes. Tomorrow Alex come wis you.

Gymnastics Report Card

Gymnastics Class Report Card (written by Mama)
Participation: A
Listening: C-
Motor Skills: A
Sitting still while Teacher gives instructions: C
Number of Timeouts given in 45 minutes: 2

Friday, November 19, 2010

Crossdress much?

Crossfit much? This photo should be titled "Crossdress much?"
Check out foothillscrossfit website for more info on crossfit itself...I've been having fun.
The second annual CAPTION CONTEST is coming up, but not on this photo, so save your witty comments for when they count.

Eating crayons and pooping rainbows



Meet our new dog.
She was on craigslist (or craig's corner as a friend's mother calls it).
Pertinant stats:
Name: Friendly (this was the name previous owner gave her, we are open to suggestions)
Height: Short
Weight: Less than Alex
Breed: Unknown
Check out that drivers' side leg and paw. No, it did not get caught in a wood chipper. We think God might have been in a hurry when he was creating this dog. It appears as though the left leg is on the right side, and the right leg is on the left side.
Oh, and she literally pooped rainbows the other day.

Friendly ate crayons and pooped rainbows...this has got to be the dog for us.

Nana and the zoo

Nana was explaining the intricacies of kangaroo anatomy to Alex yesterday at the zoo.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Timeouts are harsh

Here's our little chicken.
The chicken has earned several Timeouts lately. She always cries during Timeout, then we hug, then she begins to award Timeout to each and every one of her dolls for the same infractions that she incurred.
It's hilarious to listen to her during these scoldings. SHE SERIOUSLY YELLS AT THESE DOLLIES! I don't know where she gets that, because I don't yell when I give her a Timeout, I simply put her in the Naughty Chair, and go about my business for 2 minutes.
Her dolls however, they really get yelled at.

Rioja, we're still hungry

I met the Hot Tomato Girls out for a real trendy dinner at "RIOJA".
We underwhelmed the patronage with our classless clothing (read, we were underdressed), but holy cow did we ever have fun!
And Rioja, if you're reading this, Anne and I were still hungry after dinner. Riddle me that Batman.

Jersey Jen and Anne the Hot Tomato girls

Jersey Jen and Anne are feeling no pain after a few "lightyourassonfirejalapenomartinis".
You might think Anne isn't watching you in this picture, but she is, she's watching.

Sussa and Alex

Alex and Grandma Sussa (Sunshine) had quite a day of painting and sharing noodles.
They are both 2 years old.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

belly full of snow


These photos were taken one year apart.
Today we had the first snowfall of the season. When Alex woke up, we showed her the snow through the window, and she had to go outside THAT VERY SECOND OR SHE SIMPLY COULD NOT GO ON LIVING.
I bundled her up, and she cleared our lawn of snow by eating it one handful at a time.

full contact piano playing

Look at them all stacked up. Alex earned her spot on that piano bench by waiting her turn (that was VERY difficult), then she sat next to a girl who her mom describes as "spirited".

Well, little "Miss Spirited" started by roughing up the boy next to her, then she wanted to play an octave higher, which was TECHNICALLY Alex's territory...it was real aggressive, but Alex held her own.

The incredible precision

Alex is gifted, in so many ways.

BLUE

Alex not only painted her own nails, she also painted the toes of every doll that she owns...blue, just blue.

Monday, November 8, 2010

hiding in the jungle

One of Alex's favorite things to do is to hide in the jungle. We do this for hours, I'm not even kidding, WE DO THIS FOR HOURS.
Alex hides Buzz Lightbeer, Flamingo finds him, Alex hides Jessie, Rae finds her...

Jam session with Sally

The chicken is having a serious jam session with Sally and Mieke. I can't remember if it was Winnie the Pooh or John Denver who composed this song originally, but it sure sounded beautiful. Sally is moving to Belgium, and we are very excited for her and her new love. We love you and will miss you Sally June!

Halloween 2010

Jessie showed that buried skeleton who's boss. Halloween was super-duper fun this year. Mama ate lots of candy, Mommy took Alex trick-or-treating, and Alex charmed the neighborhood with her cowgirl smile.

Jessie and the Ghost

Interesting Fact: Alex actually likes being scared. She was scared of this ghost, and yet she still wanted to be around it.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Stamps are the bestest ever


Alex was SUPER DUPER excited to get a stamp on her tummy at the end of music class. When I told her it was time for stamps, she jumped off my lap, pulled her pants down, lifted her shirt, and walked over to Ms. Leah for her stamp.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

handstand/pike

This is Alex's signature move in gymnastics. She feels as though she's perfected hanging on the bars, now she's moved on to the handstand/pike.

"He's scared. He's scared."


Fester is scared.
Alex's two favorite emotions are scared and sad. She loves to comfort her dolls when they are really suffering.

Kids Eat Free!

Kids eat free at Denny's on Tuesdays.
Alex had syrup.
BFF and I agreed that Denny's is more delicious with a hangover.

Rocket

Alex fixing her Rocket.

Sick sick sick

Fall has been beautiful. Unfortunately Alex has been to the Doctor 4 times in 4 weeks. First Strep, then complications from Strep shot, then nasty kid virus, now croup. Mommy took her to the Doctor yesterday. When she parked the car, Alex took one look at the building and said,"BLUE SUCKER COMING!"

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"Sucker me."

When Alex wants a sucker now, she says, "Sucker me", or "Sucker time".

"swimming"

I took the chicken swimming. If you ask her if she had fun, she'll say, "Alex cold. Mama cold."

Friday, October 15, 2010

Fall Colors

Fall in Colorado is short and beautiful.

"Sucker Mama. Playground and sucker."

This is the face of a child PLEADING with me to let her have her sucker while she plays on the playground.
SCORE:
Mama 1
Alex 476
(I'm finally catching up.)

Apple pickin'

Finally! Time to pick the apples.
Anyone have a good apple recipe?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Intubation of Fester with Alien named Gravis

This is Fester's 3rd trip to the Doctor's office in a week and a half, poor guy.
Alex and Mama have been sick, sick, sick (Mommy has stayed healthy, knock knock).
I believe we are getting better, FINALLY! Good thing, cuz we were gonna have to get Alex to pee in a cup if she didn't get better. (She would have done it for a sucker, she'll do anything actually, for a sucker.)
In the photo above, Alex is intubating Fester with a plastic Alien. She is incredibly precise.

A+

Alex got an A+ at the Doctor's office for behavior.
When the Doctor wanted to look in her ears, she'd say, "Mama's turn, Doctor's turn, Alex's turn, Fester's turn."
This order was repeated for every skill that he performed...we all got turns.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Little Picasso

Alex LOVED painting at the Children's Museum.
Painting and drawing are her new favorite things...she's real artsy (she must get that from her Grandma Sussa).

Master stream

Alex was hanging on the Master Stream device on the Fire Truck at the Museum.
That's funny, cuz that's what I usually do when we flow that thing at work, seems to be a bit more stable that way.

Hello, Grandma

Alex was practicing her 9-1-1 calls, (except she kept calling Grandma).

Monday, October 4, 2010

2nd haircut

I took Alex to get her haircut today.
She screamed and kicked for the first ten minutes.
She kept pointing at me screaming, "Mama's turn! Mama's haircut! Mama's turn!".
It was touch and go for a while, but that hair lady got the job done.

Firehouse

It was kid day at the Firehouse yesterday.
Alex and Wyatt have known each other since they were 20 gestational weeks old. Those two were hilarious together.

9-5 Girls to boys

The girls outnumbered the boys at the firehouse last night, and it was AWESOME.
We were going to do the boys' hair and stuff, but then Mickey Mouse came on the tele.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Pumpkin Festival 2010

Mommy, Alex and I went to the Pumpkin Fest today. Holidays are waaaaay more fun with a kid in your life...actually EVERYTHING is more fun with a chicken to share it with!

soul mates

Alex and Gus are basically bruthas from different muthas. These two connected on a deep level.

petting zoo carnies

Alex fed "Willie" grass for like 30 minutes, while I talked to the Petting Zoo equivalent of the Carnies.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Great Mimi's muffins

Given many choices, Alex wanted to bake today.
We decided to make "Great Mimi's Muffins". We made a gluten-free version, and they were delish.

2 year check up

Alex went to the Doctor for her 2 year old check up.
Here are some important stats:
Height 80%
Weight 80%
Blood Pressure 102/crying
Doctor's exam revealed Strep Throat! I was telling the Doctor that Alex hasn't had an appetite for a week or so. He decided to do a throat culture, and it came out positive. I decided to give Alex the one-time shot, as opposed to the penicillin for 10 days twice a day. (She got 2 suckers out of the deal.)
Today is a different story, she is hobbling around like she's just had a hip replacement. That shot must have been super duper painful, sorry chicken.