Virtual Readers,
I went to my first funeral this week. (Firg, I'll give the proper shout out when I can add some pics) It really got me thinking. And without being a Debbie Downer, I would like to express my personal feelings on my very own funeral, when the day happens.
First of all, do it around a campfire, or around a cooler of beer when it's warm! Comfy seats for everyone, no wooden pews. I'd like some stories, some jokes, and feel free to cry your eyes out. You could call it "teers and beers", that way I'd get a good turn out. And no open casket, no matter how good I look, resist the urge to display my body. Make it a huge f'n party! (But don't forget to cry a little.)
Oh yeah, Doves are a nice touch. I'd like doves please.
Thanks for reading this through in its entirety and not clicking on "fisk's funny blog", or SRW Sunshine blog when you saw the words "DEBBIE DOWNER".
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4 comments:
That was real good tears in my eyes now (PMSin') but i am still laughin'! May I add to your "teers and beers" ....can there be MUSIC?!
yeah, can i be the dj?
Virgina for All and maybe a little shawn colvin...
That's what I'm talking about peeps! You guys really get me.
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