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Me walking into a room full of guys today.

Guy #1: "You have a bunch of shit on your face Kendra."

Me:  Horrified and wiping my face.

Guy #1:  "Come closer.  Oh, it must have been a shadow."

Me:  A quick trip to the mirror to confirm my fears.  

Me walking back into the same room rull of guys.

Guy #2:  "Seriously Kendra, you do have a bunch of shit on your face."

Me:  "It's actually hyperpigmentation caused by pregnancy and exposure to the sun."

What Guys #1 and #2 actually hear: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah."

What Guys #1 and #2 are actually thinking:  "Her tits are really getting bigger."