Christian has 2 Daddies

I'm hotter than a hot glue gun.  And the witches tit has nothin' on me either.  The Hulk thinks I'm trying to cook her faster by turning up the heat.  She's all, "Whoa, you wouldn't bake a cake like that would ya?"

Did the reunion with the lion make anyone else cry today?  I'm trying to figure out what's hormonal, and what's fer real.  Cuz nobody else at 24 Hour Fatness was crying at Merideth Viera's interview with those two gay boyz today.  

I was "tough crying" though.  I blotted my eyes with my workout towel, and I kept clearing my throat like there was an object in there that was making my eyes water.