So you want a brother?

This kid loves the cell phone. She could play with it ALL DAY LONG. Remember how I told you that she's been calling people in my phone book? Well, she called the Sperm Bank (aka spankbank) the other day. SWEET. Yet another example of the Universe's odd sense of humor.

As soon as I realized that we were connected, I was all, "...yeah, it worked. We're probably not going to order up another one though. You can see we've got our hands full. Thanks, bye."