Kissing the Incredible Hulk

I am currently seeking a "strong baby" contest (that I'm certain Alex will win) somewhere in the metro area.
This kid loves to push, pull and lift heavy things. She'll need some work on her technique, especially when competing in the one where the babies carry the super-heavy jagged rock, cuz she drops stuff on her toes a lot. But if she has to pull a car, she'll win fo sho.
Her inspiration is The Incredible Hulk.