Ralph versus Santa, the showdown

Santa is a real popular guy in our house these days, but he still doesn't compare to Ralph, the mailman.

A conversation between Mommy and Alex:

Alex:  "For Christmas, I want a Scooby, Velma, Shaggy, Daphne, Fred, and a  baby cassowary."
Mommy:  "You need to ask Santa for those gifts."
Alex:  Closes her eyes real tight, puts her hands together, and begins whispering gift ideas.
Mommy:  "Are you praying to Santa, or are you praying to God?"
Alex:  "I'm praying to Ralph."