Don't lick the waffle!

"Don't lick the waffle!"

I need to come up with a list of sentences that I've never said before I had a kid.

Alex and I went to the mall today. Despite my best judgement, I let her play in the E-Coli breakfast food play area.

See the lady in the background, leaning over? She was making a special effort to get in my photos. I have 3 of the leaning, smiling, lady.

Hey Leaning Lady, I like your style.