True Story

This was the dinner conversation at work.

Guy #1: Yesterday I drilled a square drill bit through my thumb and it came out the other side.
Anyone wanna see?

Us: Yeah, let us see. Oooooh gross. Did you pass out? Are you up on your tetanus shots? (Several questions to follow)

Guy #2: See this scar? Yeah, I was using a nail gun, and I nailed these 2 fingers together.

Us: Yuck. What size nail? How did the doctor get the nail out? (Several questions to follow)

Me: One time, an entire baby came out of my vagina.

No questions to follow.